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Because once upon a time… it was majestic.
A fortress. A dense, thriving ecosystem. Birds nested there. Shampoo ads whispered my name.
Now? It’s a demilitarized zone.
A barren wasteland where the sun holds nothing back and the forehead keeps expanding like it’s trying to qualify for statehood.
This hat isn’t about politics — it’s about pain.
It’s about looking in the mirror every morning and saluting what used to be.
It’s nostalgia, embroidered. A memorial service for the follicles that never made it.
MAKE MY HAIRLINE GREAT AGAIN -October Drop-
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$28.99 USD
Regular price
$29.99 USD
A fortress. A dense, thriving ecosystem. Birds nested there. Shampoo ads whispered my name.
Now? It’s a demilitarized zone.
A barren wasteland where the sun holds nothing back and the forehead keeps expanding like it’s trying to qualify for statehood.
This hat isn’t about politics — it’s about pain.
It’s about looking in the mirror every morning and saluting what used to be.
It’s nostalgia, embroidered. A memorial service for the follicles that never made it.
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