Finally, a collab that captures the true spirit of higher education: debt, denial, and disappearing hairlines.
Perfect for campus legends who’ve lost more follicles than brain cells during finals week. Wear it proudly to tailgates, dorm hall arguments, or while pretending to study in the library. Because nothing says “higher learning” like watching your GPA and your hairline recede in perfect harmony.
🎓 Limited Edition. Unlimited embarrassment.
For the scholars of self-deprecation, and the roommates who roast responsibly.