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This cap isn’t just scary—it’s brutally honest. “The only thing scarier than Halloween is my roommate’s hairline” says what everyone’s already thinking. Perfect for roast season, frat parties, or that one friend who insists it’s “just a mature hairline.”
Crafted in premium materials with the same bold, clean embroidery style as our classic My Roommate’s Balding design, this limited edition piece brings seasonal sarcasm with campus-level precision.
Once it’s gone, it’s gone—just like your roommate’s hairline.
Limited Edition Halloween Drop
$29.99 USD
Crafted in premium materials with the same bold, clean embroidery style as our classic My Roommate’s Balding design, this limited edition piece brings seasonal sarcasm with campus-level precision.
Once it’s gone, it’s gone—just like your roommate’s hairline.
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