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Subtle? Never heard of her.
The My roommate tee delivers peak deadpan energy in bold black text on a clean, minimalist shirt. Perfect for group roasts, roommate revenge, or that one friend who swears “it’s just a mature hairline.”
100% cotton, premium unisex fit
Bold black print on soft white or heather gray
Machine washable — unlike their remaining follicles
Designed by Baldly®, where self-awareness meets style
My Roommate Is Balding T-Shirt
$16.99 USD
The My roommate tee delivers peak deadpan energy in bold black text on a clean, minimalist shirt. Perfect for group roasts, roommate revenge, or that one friend who swears “it’s just a mature hairline.”
100% cotton, premium unisex fit
Bold black print on soft white or heather gray
Machine washable — unlike their remaining follicles
Designed by Baldly®, where self-awareness meets style
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