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Keep your drink cold — and your denial colder.
The My Roommate’s Balding™ Can Cooler is the ultimate dorm accessory for every guy pretending it’s “just a mature hairline.” Designed to hug your can tighter than your roommate clings to his remaining follicles, it’s perfect for parties, pregames, and late-night therapy sessions over cheap beer.
Made from high-quality neoprene to keep your drink icy while the night (and your hairline) slowly fade away.
🧠 Pro tip: Works equally well for beer, energy drinks, and coping mechanisms.
• Fits standard 12 oz cans
• Official Baldwear™ Collection
• 100% roast-proof design
My Roommate’s Balding™ Can Cooler – Because Warm Beer Ages You Faster
$11.99 USD
The My Roommate’s Balding™ Can Cooler is the ultimate dorm accessory for every guy pretending it’s “just a mature hairline.” Designed to hug your can tighter than your roommate clings to his remaining follicles, it’s perfect for parties, pregames, and late-night therapy sessions over cheap beer.
Made from high-quality neoprene to keep your drink icy while the night (and your hairline) slowly fade away.
🧠 Pro tip: Works equally well for beer, energy drinks, and coping mechanisms.
• Fits standard 12 oz cans
• Official Baldwear™ Collection
• 100% roast-proof design
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