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The My Roommate’s Balding™ Yard Sign is the perfect addition to any college house, frat lawn, or off-campus palace of bad decisions. Bold, unapologetic, and slightly concerning to passing parents, this sign tells the world what really matters: that your roommate’s losing more than just sleep this semester.
Made from durable, weatherproof material that can withstand rain, parties, and emotional breakdowns.
Stick it in your front yard, by the beer pong table, or right outside your roommate’s window for maximum psychological impact.
“Because pride might fade — but this sign won’t.”
• UV and water-resistant
• Easy to install, hard to ignore
• Perfect for dorms, frat houses, and drive-by roasts
My Roommate’s Balding™ Yard Sign – The Official College House Statement Piece
$34.99 USD
Made from durable, weatherproof material that can withstand rain, parties, and emotional breakdowns.
Stick it in your front yard, by the beer pong table, or right outside your roommate’s window for maximum psychological impact.
“Because pride might fade — but this sign won’t.”
• UV and water-resistant
• Easy to install, hard to ignore
• Perfect for dorms, frat houses, and drive-by roasts
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