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Carry your essentials — and your roommate’s deepest insecurity — wherever you go.
This “My Roommate’s Balding” backpack is the perfect blend of practicality and passive aggression. Spacious enough for textbooks, gym gear, or a 3-month supply of denial, it’s the ultimate tribute to friendship built on roast culture.
Made for students, commuters, and those brave enough to laugh at male pattern tragedy. Whether you’re heading to class or confronting your reflection, this backpack’s got your back (and your roommate’s scalp).
Features:
Durable polyester for surviving emotional baggage
Front pocket for minoxidil or snacks
Adjustable straps for comfort during awkward encounters
Ideal for: Carrying your stuff while carrying the joke too.
My Roommate’s Balding Backpack
$59.99 USD
This “My Roommate’s Balding” backpack is the perfect blend of practicality and passive aggression. Spacious enough for textbooks, gym gear, or a 3-month supply of denial, it’s the ultimate tribute to friendship built on roast culture.
Made for students, commuters, and those brave enough to laugh at male pattern tragedy. Whether you’re heading to class or confronting your reflection, this backpack’s got your back (and your roommate’s scalp).
Features:
Durable polyester for surviving emotional baggage
Front pocket for minoxidil or snacks
Adjustable straps for comfort during awkward encounters
Ideal for: Carrying your stuff while carrying the joke too.
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