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Finally, a hat brave enough to say what every dorm mirror already knows.
The My Roommate’s Balding cap is more than headwear — it’s an intervention with stitching. Crafted from premium cotton that your roommate’s scalp can only dream of, this masterpiece pairs comfort with confrontation.
Whether you gift it as a prank or wear it as a warning, it’s guaranteed to spark uncomfortable laughter and long-term emotional growth (mostly for him).
Details:
• 100% cotton, unlike your roommate’s 100% denial
• Adjustable strap — because his hairline sure isn’t
• Embroidered text: brutally honest, tastefully petty
Perfect for dorm roasts, birthday ambushes, or just reminding him that some battles can’t be won with shampoo.
My Roommate’s Balding Cap
Sale price
$24.99 USD
Regular price
$29.99 USD
The My Roommate’s Balding cap is more than headwear — it’s an intervention with stitching. Crafted from premium cotton that your roommate’s scalp can only dream of, this masterpiece pairs comfort with confrontation.
Whether you gift it as a prank or wear it as a warning, it’s guaranteed to spark uncomfortable laughter and long-term emotional growth (mostly for him).
Details:
• 100% cotton, unlike your roommate’s 100% denial
• Adjustable strap — because his hairline sure isn’t
• Embroidered text: brutally honest, tastefully petty
Perfect for dorm roasts, birthday ambushes, or just reminding him that some battles can’t be won with shampoo.
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