Finally, a flag that says what everyone in the dorm already knows but no one dares to mention. “My Roommate’s Balding” — the ultimate banner of brotherly betrayal and brutal honesty. Perfect for hanging above his desk, right where the LED strip hits that reflective scalp just right.

Printed in high-definition embarrassment on premium polyester, this flag waves proudly for truth, friendship, and male pattern bonding. Whether you’re roasting your roommate or just documenting the slow decline of youth, this flag sets the tone for every late-night existential crisis and shampoo-less morning to come.

Ideal for: dorm walls, frat houses, and anyone who thinks “supportive roommate” means buying him a hat.

🎥 WATCH IT WAVE (AND SHINE)