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Let your fridge do the roasting. The My Roommate’s Balding magnet delivers pure deadpan humor in bold, unapologetic typography. Perfect for kitchens, dorms, or anywhere your roommate might walk by and question their life choices.
Premium matte finish magnet with clean black lettering on crisp white background
Rounded edges for a sleek, modern look
Size: 3" x 2" — big enough to shame, small enough to stay classy
Makes a hilarious gift or passive-aggressive decor piece
Tagline:
Because nothing sticks quite like brutal honesty.

My Roommate’s Balding Magnet
$8.99 USD
Premium matte finish magnet with clean black lettering on crisp white background
Rounded edges for a sleek, modern look
Size: 3" x 2" — big enough to shame, small enough to stay classy
Makes a hilarious gift or passive-aggressive decor piece
Tagline:
Because nothing sticks quite like brutal honesty.
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